The one thing that I’m in charge of in this wedding is the food. – Rob Mariano

I sang a song at my sister’s wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right. – Adam Sandler

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it , and sometimes three. – Heraclitus

I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures. – Cindy Margolis

I don’t know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain’t even never been to a wedding. – Mike Epps

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well. – Oliver Goldsmith

A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over. – Honore de Balzac

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness. – Lord Byron

It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. – Robert Frost

Getting married, for me, was the best thing I ever did. I was suddenly beset with an immense sense of release, that we have something more important than our separate selves, and that is the marriage. There’s immense happiness that can come from working towards that. – Nick Cave