If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

He’s going to be around a long, long time, if his body holds up. That’s always a concern with a lot of players because of how much they play. A lot of guys can’t handle it. But it looks like he can. – Jack Nicklaus

I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press. – Roger Kahn

When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn’t play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again. – Hugo Black

Other sports play once a week but this sport is with us every day. – Peter Ueberroth

Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they’ve got a second. – William James

He hits the ball a long way and he knows how to win. – Gary McCord

You know it’s going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black. – Charles Barkley

I’m not buddy,buddy with the players. If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog. – Whitey Herzog

I play in the low 80s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play. – Joe E. Lewis