I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days. – Bill Dana
Like all pure creatures, cats are practical. – William S. Burroughs
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. – Kin Hubbard
We have three cats. It’s like having children, but there is no tuition involved. – Ron Reagan
A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better. – Norman Ralph Augustine
There’s just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also. – Mike Ditka
Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat’s ear. – Earl Derr Biggers
Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it. – Mason Cooley
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz
There’s a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around. – Dick Dale

