No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. – Kin Hubbard
We have three cats. It’s like having children, but there is no tuition involved. – Ron Reagan
A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better. – Norman Ralph Augustine
There’s just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also. – Mike Ditka
Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat’s ear. – Earl Derr Biggers
Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it. – Mason Cooley
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz
There’s a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around. – Dick Dale
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. – James Herriot
Cats have it all , admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. – Rod McKuen

