A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. – Bob Hope
A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some. – Joe Moore
Don’t judge me. I made a lot of money. – Samantha Bee
No complaint… is more common than that of a scarcity of money. – Adam Smith
It doesn’t matter about money; having it, not having it. Or having clothes, or not having them. You’re still left alone with yourself in the end. – Billy Idol
I am happy to make money. I want to make more money, make more music, eat Big Macs and drink Budweisers. – Kid Rock
It is more rewarding to watch money change the world than watch it accumulate. – Gloria Steinem
Business is other people’s money. – Delphine de Girardin
If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The men talk of gain, the women talk of loss, and I do not know which talk is the more boring. – Marya Mannes
A fool and his money get a lot of publicity. – Al Bernstein

