Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent. – Aaron Allston

Justice delayed is justice denied. – William E. Gladstone

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. – Will Rogers

Avoid lawsuits beyond all things; they pervert your conscience, impair your health, and dissipate your property. – Jean de la Bruyere

I wouldn’t pretend to tell you we don’t pay our lawyers well. – Jay Alan Sekulow

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it’s too bad that we don’t have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team’s lawyers. – Carol Burnett

A married woman has the same right to control her own body as does an unmarried woman. – Sol Wachtler

The more laws, the less justice. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. – Robert Frost

They don’t need a lawyer, they need a toastmaster. – Edward Bennett Williams