Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. – Mitch Hedberg

The worst vice of the solitary is the worship of his food. – Cyril Connolly

Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate. – Jo Brand

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don’t need a spoon or a plate! – Paul Lynde

It’s difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn’t available. – Ronald Reagan

Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us. – Peter De Vries

I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips. – Tyra Banks

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. – Sophia Loren

If food were free, why work? – Douglas Horton