I hate birthdays. – Zane Grey

I binge when I’m happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I’m at a birthday party. – Kirstie Alley

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I’m grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old’s birthday party, you couldn’t pay me enough. – Johnny Vegas

I’m amazed. When I was 40, I thought I’d never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything. – Gloria Stuart

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake. – Mitch Hedberg

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. – Sammy Hagar

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. – Bruce Barton

I think, at a child’s birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. – Eleanor Roosevelt

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca