Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. – Sammy Hagar

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. – Bruce Barton

I think, at a child’s birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. – Eleanor Roosevelt

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it’s all in good fun, of course. – Ruth Warrick

Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? – John Heywood

Thirty was so strange for me. I’ve really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. – C. S. Lewis

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope